Friday, September 23, 2011

Nerves of steel

As I was driving home after dropping off Duncan and a friend at Classic Skating, I noticed something crawling across my windshield. Not only was it crawling across my windshield, but it was on the INSIDE of my windshield. And it was a spider. Without freaking out, without screaming--even when I looked away for a second to check traffic and when I looked back I COULDN'T SEE IT--I calmly pulled over to the side of the road, engaging my blinkers and everything, and killed it with a handy piece of trash lying on the floor of the van.

I could be a freakin' brain surgeon, my hands are so steady.

Also, cleanliness is way over-rated.